I’m always on the hunt for savage deals on top-tier print-on-demand gear for my brand. Tees, stickers, jackets, kicks, bags—whatever turns heads and reps hard. I don’t play with cheap crap or bloated prices from shady print shops. My customers expect fire, and I won’t let my name get dragged through the mud.
To the fragile puppets who expect creators to contort themselves to fit your agenda—this isn’t for you. Some of the content I write may rattle a few cages, and that’s fine by me. No apologies. Consume at your own risk: read it, hear it, watch it—but don’t expect me to hold your hand.
To my fans: buckle up. Things will get wild, unpredictable, maybe even a little chaotic. But you already know that’s how I roll. I appreciate you more than words can say.
—Maxwell Vahn
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We design with purpose. Every product you see here is built from grit, loyalty, and truth. But when it comes to printing, fulfillment, and shipping—we work with third-party print-on-demand companies. That means their terms, timelines, and policies are out of our hands.
We’re not responsible for delays, sizing quirks, or changes in their service. We don’t control their return policies, and we don’t make promises they can’t keep. What we do promise is this: if something’s off, we’ll go to bat for you. We’ll fight for fairness, not perfection.
This brand stands for real ones. If you’re here for that, you already know what it means to roll with the punches.
maxwellvahn.shop is run by Isaac Gruzinsky. “Maxwell Vahn” is a name I made up—my alter ego, my brand, my rules. If you’re buying from the shop, you’re buying from me. No smoke, no mirrors.
